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madness externalization is 

I 👁 sprinked nesquick all 💯 over 😳🙊💦 my older 👨 brothers 👨🏾 bed 🛏🛌 room 💯 and have caused 😂 an ant 🅱 infestation 🐀🦗 because he's 👥 a really 💯 loud 🗣🔊 gamer 🎮 and won't 🚫 let 🙆 me sleep 😴😫😩 at night 🌚.

My older 👴 brother 👬 is 30 💯. He 👨 has no 😣 job 😕 (hasn't worked 🏢 since 💦 highschool 🏫), doesn't go 🏃 to school 🏫, and lives 👤 with my parents 👫 still 🙄. All 💯 he 👨 does is make 🖕 messes 😏, and game 🎮 all 💯🌟 night 🌙. He 👨 games 🎮 to the point 🈯 that I 👥 can hear ✋👂 him 🍆👨 yelling 🗣 and screaming 😱 all 💯 night 🌚 long 🕚, and its been a battle ⚔ because I 👥 can not sleep 🚫😴 with the amount 📉🔢 of noise 🔊 he 👨 has put 😏 out. Oh 😳, also 👨, I'm 👌 17 🥖🥛➖ and a female 👧 and will be moving 📦 out to my own apartment 🏚 next ⏭ Saturday 📅 for uni 🎧📓.

Anyway 🔛, it started 🆕 like 😄 any other night 🌚 last 😍 night 🌑🌙. Around 🔃 12am he 👥 started 💢 to game 🎱, turned 😍 his 💦 volume 🎥🎃🙆🏿 on 🔛 his 💦 speakers 🗣❗ all 💯 the way ↕ up ☝, and was yelling 🗣 and screaming 😱 into whatever 🙌 he 👨🏾 was playing 🎮 and when 🍑 I 👁 asked ❓ him 👴 to turn ↪ it down ⬇, it escalated and it turned ↩ into a telling 🗣 match 👉 between us 👨. Needless ✊🏻🤜🏻 to say 💬, he 👥 got 🉐 angry 😡 and destroyed 🧨💣💥 my bedroom 🛌 door 🔑 (punching 👊 it). I 👁 was at my breaking 🇲🇩 point 🈯. My parents 👪 don't 🚫 care 💅, I 👁 haven't slept 😴 properly 👌 for about a month 📆, and so I 👁 devised my plan 📑 of vengeance ⚠👺.

My brother 👨🏾 went 💨 out early 🕐 today 📅 with my aunt 🙋 and left 💇🏿🍒👈 his 💦 door 🔑 unlocked 🔓. So, sure 👍, I 👁 could have messed 🙅 his 🍬💦 his 💦 computer 💻 and speakers 🗣, but 🍑 I 👁 decided 👯 to do something 😅 more.. interesting 🤔. See 👀. His 💦 room 💯 is dusty 🏜 (not really 💯🔊 messy 🙅‍♂️, just dusty 💨) and so, I 👥 sprinkled Nesquick powder 🌶🔥, (like 😄, the sweet 🍭 chocolate 🍫 powder 🌶🔥) all 💯 over 🔁 the dark 🌚 dusty ⚱ crevices 🤗😉😏 of his 💦 room 🤨💯⁉, and under 😀 his 💦 sheets 🛏❓, his 👋🏻 shoes 👠, and just pretty 👸 much 😩😂🙀 anywhere 🌎 that won't 🚫 bring 🚶 up ⬆ too much 🔥 suspicion 🤔.

Well 😦, the summer 🌞 ant 🐜 infestation 🐀🦗 that seems 👀 to come 💦 every 💯 year 📅, has moved 📦 troops 💂 from the usually 😌 battle ⚔🔫💣 grounds 😫 of the kitchen 🍴🥄 and bathroom 🚽, into his 👋🏻 room 🏠. When 🍑 my brother 👨🏾 got 🍸 home 🏠, he 👨 absolutely 😤 freaked 😵 out. There where ants 🅱 everywhere 🌍🌎🌏 from what I 👁 heard 🗣👂 in his 💦 tantrum. Ants 🐜 in his 👋 bed 🛌, ants 🐜 in his 💦 keyboard 🎹, ants 🐜 in the computer 💻. The ants 🐜 where even 💁🌃 having a frenzy in his 💦‼👦 closet 😐 from what I 👁 heard 👂💌.

To futher complicate ☠😱 this ordeal 💦, I 👥 hid 🛑 the ant 🐜😫😳 killer 🚬, and since 👨 he ✊👥 can't 🚫 drive 🚗, there was no 🚫👎 way ↕ to really 💯 clear 🔎 out the ants 🐜, and my parents 👫 don't 🚫 get 🉐 home 🏡 until later 🕑 tonight 🌑. So right ✔ now he's 👨 having a man 👨 baby 🍼 tantrum because he 👨 can't 🚫 play 🎽 his 👋 game 🎮, whilst 🎩 I 👁 enjoy 💯 my ant 🐜 free 🆓 environment 🌍 in my bedroom 🛏🤫.

Tl;dr 👇🏾📘: 30 📅 year 🗓 old 👴 brother 👫👬 is a loud 🔊 gaming 🎮 jerk 🍆✊👊, so I 👁 sprinked a coat 🍞 of nesquick in his 💦 room 🏠 while he 👥 was gone 💨 to bring 🚶 forth 🔛 the ant 🐜 invasion 👾 to his 👋🏽 living 🙅 crevice 😻.

I win..

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... [Punches crate aside violently. His agitation towards the player character is visibly growing] ... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity? What, you want to run? Huh? You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me. You want to fuck with me. I like that - no, I respect that. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will.Are you FUCKING DEAF? I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FOREST! RUN! ¬ Vaas (Farcry 3)

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Last one I made has been cancelled for a while now but I'm sure that this one is gonna go well.

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